Instead, here are my ideas on a playboy shoot for the Most Honorable Lady Gaga. I bet she subverts it into the unsexiest playboy spread ever:
- Wearing a bikini made of senior citizen pubic hair, posed like an Eqyptian standing on a runway. Her sunglasses/headdress are reminiscent of leathery testicles
- Covered in a latex bodysuit with a print of my little ponies in a toy aisle at a store
- Surrounded by mannequin parts in a garbage truck (hat tip: carla)
My mother begins most phone conversations these days with, "I know you're not on facebook, so I wanted to tell you..."